Little Incompetent on the Prairie

"We were freezing, thank God for long underwear during that big storm.
We all had a pair, even the kids.
.......And luckily my father in law had a gas grill so we cooked a lot of stuff outside.
I am not used to cooking on a gas stove. I’ve never had gas. Well, not cooking gas, anyway."

Deals Only

He Woulda Cared When They Were Dating...

An obviously married couple:

Lady: Honey, do you mind if we try the green one today?

Man: Hmmm?

Lady: The GREEN one. I know I usually get the red one, but what do you think?

Man: About what?

Lady: About getting the green one. Instead of red one. I mean, it's
different. Being green instead of red.

Man: Good God Woman, I don't give a rip. Get 'em both if you want.
I can't tell the difference anyway.

Astoria Safeway.

You know what they say about redheads...

Boy: "Like, of all of the haircolors out there...red is definitely the most attractive."

Clatsop Community College Cafeteria

A lunch conversation between two 18-year-old boys and two 18-year-old girls.

Boy 1 - Hey, what about that Home Improvement show? Girl 1 - Huh, what's that?
Girl 2 - You know that show with the guy who was always peeking over the fence like some kinda perv....
Boy 1 - Yeah. You were always trying to see his face, but dude, you could never see his face.
Boy 2 - What a shitty role.

Clatsop Community College Cafeteria

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I wish I'd have written down all the bizarre things people have said around me in Astoria--like I wasn't even there! In the tradition of Seen and Heard in NYC and Seen and Heard in SF, welcome to Seen and Heard in Astoria! The blog where you can be a poster!

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