There's no such thing as an ugly baby?

Two women:

"I'm so glad they found each other."

"Yeah, but they're going to make some ugly babies!"

Ross

I can't believe they're not....

Two guys in the dairy aisle:

"But I don't think her boobs are real."

"Are they covered in skin?"

"Yeah."

"Then they're real enough for me."

Fred Meyer

Yee haw.

"The only problem with me moving to Dallas is that with all those Southern accents, I'll always think I'm talking to retards."

Subway